Jo Grumps...

Here's a journal of the trials and tribulations of our favorite "bar-maid." ((Just don't let her know I called her that...)) They're in no specific order mind you...

May 23, 2010

Hobson's not allowed in the office anymore. He's had a few too many near heart attacks about the piles of paperwork sliding off the desk…

Apr. 15, 2010
Notice to anyone eating greasy food in the bar… Clean Up the gorram grease. It stains and Hobson’s hissy fits get old real fast. And you don’t have to deal with them...I do...That just means I’ll deal with you...And you won’t like that…

Feb. 14, 2005
Why are the Moose and Squirrel idiots…They know how to get ahold a’ me, and that I can help...but do they contact me? Noooo….I get to hear about it after the fact...From the Hat….
God I miss them...But…Well...They’ll always be my idjits.

July 14, 2011
Today some idiot made a mess of the deep frier and of course Hobson threw a hissy fit about it. Why can’t the usual help figure out that you clean up your own damn MESSES before the boss’ brother gets in.

Sept. 22-23, 2013
Vampires are being idiots again...Their simple rescue mission went horribly awry… No surprise there, but why did they have to screw up in front of Edge… I was supposed to have an easy night. All the problem children were at Autumn Court, Ashe was derping away in his shop, and Nathanial was in sight, so anyone that I was expected to handle was accounted for, but noooo… the vampires just had to ruin it…

March 27, 2013

How come people never get the hint... Seriously, last night some idiot thought it’d be a good idea to try something in the bar. I’d watched him crash and burn with a few of the ladies before he set his sights on someone who was clearly just passing through. He’d tried chatting her up and she’d clearly told him no. But he wouldn’t leave it at that. They never do... Apparently he wasn’t planning to go home without something to entertain him. So I gave him something...a black eye and a sprained shoulder. Probably should have dislocated it, but didn’t want to burden Nightshade with the ass.

September 13, 2012

Just spent an hour convincing Ashe that:
1) Beyonce is not an actual Queen, no, not even a Changeling one,
2) Nemo can and does lie just for the sake of it,
3) I don’t know WHY Nemo would tell him that,
and 4) if any musician’s a Queen, it’s Freddy Mercury.

Ya, I’m impressed he got the joke too.

I don’t know what he and the boss see in each other, but not my circus, not my monkey. Long as they’re happy, I guess.